woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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