But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I need water and some morals
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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