I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
