Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i think i have two assholes
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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