The maid of honor just puked.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
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I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
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I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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