the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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