oh god the rape fog is back!
I forgot how hot balto sounded
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
im calling her cock vulture from now on
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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