I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
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I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
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I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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