member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
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Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
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I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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