We should be called the Road Head Warriors
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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