I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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