I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
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I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
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And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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