If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
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apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
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This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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