Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
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every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
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i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
BRING THE BAGELS
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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