Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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