Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
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I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
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yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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