I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
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It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
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It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
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