let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
My penis needs a shock collar
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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