I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
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Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
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His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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