Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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