But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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