it hurts more in the daytime
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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