belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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