The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
My breasts were aching with rage.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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