She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your topless pictures make me question reality
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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