Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
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She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
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It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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