so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
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You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
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I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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