whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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