Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
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Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
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Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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