we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
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I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
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I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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