So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
