doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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