I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
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Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
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New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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