I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
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