Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
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I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
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dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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