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"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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