you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
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hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
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so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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