I love having hate sex.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
