i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I think people are normalizing furries
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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