pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I supernannyed him into submission
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Randomize
