That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
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This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
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you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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