question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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