the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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