He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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