Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
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its like you know when i get waxed
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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