And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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