it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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