thus making me awesome and them whores
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
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Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
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Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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