we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Randomize
