scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
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You kept trying to hail an ambulance
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
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Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.