My room smells like vodka and shame
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
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You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
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You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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