Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
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The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
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If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.