Pappa wants mamma naked
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
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We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
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I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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