Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
