I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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