the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Is it because I queefed?
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
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im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
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The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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