Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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