why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
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she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
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I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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