Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
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Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
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I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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